Horny what?!

Okay, so with a title like that I really have to explain. This happened back in December and I've been wanting to share this story for a while. It's been on my mind a lot because my grandma has been really sick and this is a story I want to tell my kids someday when they are older and can remember...
It all started with an ice cream cone. And chocolate chips. Gavin was on sugar overload for the day and he had a little cup of chocolate chips. He decided that he wanted to have an ice cream cone to go with it. Whats better than just a plain vanilla ice cream cone? Why a plain vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate chips on it, of course!
So Gavin had this nice, yummy vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate chips on it and Great-Grandma looked at it and said,"Wow, look at that horny ice cream cone!!"

WHAT?!

What she meant to say was, "Wow, look at that horny toad ice cream cone!"

Of course everyone standing around heard her say that, and those who missed out on the blunder were quickly filled in. I don't think I've ever seen my grandma so embarrassed before! It was so cute! She said, "Oh, how embarrassing..." and was fanning her face to "cool off". So cute!